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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 03:32

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?